Was browsing through the helpdesk emails earlier and found this little gem.
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Dear Helpdesk
My computer is being afflicted by spasms of lunacy - as if some demented systems person is taking remote control of the machine and going bonkers.
Apart from that, it’s fine.
When reading Littlejohn’s column in the Mail, it is not uncommon to feel a shiver in ones spine, such is the power of his philosophical work. In this masterpiece, Littlejohn raises the standard yet again. His mind can only be described as a legion of the greatest philosophical thinkers since the beginning of time. From the metaphysics of Aristotle to the ethics of Mills, it is clear that Littlejohn’s grasp on humanity is unsurpassed.
The religious and cultural affects of this work have been dramatic. In the Middle East, Palestinians and Israelis at last have found common ground and are writing over pages of the Tanakh and Qur’an with Littlejohn’s “Holy Book for the common man.”
Unfortunately, all publishers other than Hutchinson face bankruptcy as this book replaces the need for any other works, safe for Littlejohn’s other masterpieces “The Book of Useless Information” and “You couldn’t make it up” - The holy trinity of literature.
Other people’s reviews here.