Alone on the bus

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he other week I went for a night out in Winchester. What would normally be a nice 15 minute train journey turned into a slow drawn out affair as there were engineers on the tracks after Eastleigh meaning the second leg had to be done on the bus.

As the bus pulled in, I found myself at the front of the queue - Result as it was clear that the bus was going to fill and some people would have to wait for the next one.

I sat down and watched as other people began to get on the bus. After a while a slight twinge of paranoia stuck - It seemed apparent that while all of the spare seats were beginning to fill up, noone seemed to be taking the one next to me.

Finally, there were only 2 seats left. A girl got onto the bus. She clocked what was left available. In addition to the one next to me, there was one a few rows up with more limited leg room next to a tramp who looked whacked out on skag and stank of piss.

I think you can guess the rest of this sorry tale.

Indiana Jones and the Gay Skull thing

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Remember when you got all excited about Star Wars Episode 1 after the 20 year gap?

Remember the disappointment when you watched it and realised how shit it was?

Remember how that was compounded by the gayness of JarJar Binks?

That’s what it’s like watching the new Indiana Jones film. I don’t even download it to be honest.