One Louder…

If this ever happens to me this will be the quickest trip to the lake after picking up some bricks and a large bag……

In continuation of me posting no witty critiques of real life events but instead posting lazy ass links to funny shit I find of youtube, I present….

Even though a fair amount has happened lately, I haven’t really felt motivated to write about it! Me and Joy split up a while back which is a shame in ways but ultimately good for both of us. On a more positive note though, I got a promotion at work which is cool, although I’m very busy at the moment. I don’t really think blogs are for talking about big things though. If you want to know more about that then talk about it over a pint

Blogs are for awesomeness like this…

Found whilst Joy was looking for leash to attach a dog to a runner :/

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Was browsing through the helpdesk emails earlier and found this little gem.

spastic computer

Dear Helpdesk
 
My computer is being afflicted by spasms of lunacy - as if some demented systems person is taking remote control of the machine and going bonkers.
 
Apart from that, it’s fine.

Congrats to the proof readers (check the ad below the main story)

“Yeah Man….. We should… like, y’know feed acid to a load of troops and see how they would get on in a war.”

A man accused of a stealing underwear from a shop in a knifepoint raid believed he was a female elf at the time, Belfast Crown Court has heard.

Robert Boyd, 45, from Broadlands in Carrickfergus, is accused of holding up staff at the Orchid shop in Belfast disguised in a wig, hat and glasses.

He told the court he had been involved in a role-playing game at the time, and his character was an elf named Beho.

He denies robbery but says he may have blurred reality and fantasy.

He also said it “could be right” that Beho had intended to rob the shop - although he told the jury he could not remember what was going through his mind at the time. Japanese sword He told defence counsel Anthony Cinnamond that within his small social circle he had been participating in a game known as Shadowrun.

The game was set in the future and the assumed characters were criminals, he said.

He told the court his character was a shaman, or magical elf, who carried a small Japanese sword as a weapon. Mr Boyd, who said he visits a psychiatrist regularly, conceded that he “seemed to have blurred that line between reality and fantasy”.

“I can’t believe that I personally did that… and I deeply regret that.

“If I had sought some help I would’ve avoided that in it’s entirety.”

Prosecutors claim that Mr Boyd knew “perfectly well” what he was doing on the day of the robbery and was “using this memory loss scenario to avoid answering very difficult questions”.

The lab technician, from Broadlands in Carrickfergus, denies one charge of robbery. He is accused of stealing two sets of bras, knickers, suspender belts and stockings from the shop on Lisburn Road on 14 December, 2005.

The case continues.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/6425333.stm