Update

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Everyone seems to have stopped blogging lately. I’m wondering if they are all a bit 2006 :p

Cooking is going OK still! I can go about 5 things now and tend to just rotate between them. On a bid to get fit and healthy though, Claire doing a lot of it at the moment and and doing some awesomely tasty and healthy food far better than I can cook. We’ve also both started going to a really nice health club which is better than anywhere I’ve been before and definitely worth the extra cash and travel. If anyone wants a free trial, let me know as I’ve got a referral benefit :D

Other than that, I’ve been doing a fair bit with The Wires and we’ve just finished recording our first track which you can download here.

So yeah, things are pretty decent at the moment and hopefully will stay that way assuming the credit crunch doesn’t bankrupt my work!

Pirate Metal

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This is awesome!

New job

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Finally got the letter through making it official even though I’ve essentially doing the job for a couple of months now. I now have to administrate finance systems as well as production systems and look after the infrastructure. Things so far have been mentally busy but at least I can’t say that I’ve been bored at any point.

On the music front, Geko have pretty much wound down now. It’s probably quite good timing because I don’t have the hours to put into it anymore. I was listening to some of our records the other day and although we’ve allways been much better live than recorded, there is a lot of stuff I’m very proud of and it’s great to have things recorded and video’d to keep the history alive. All is not lost though, as Hannah and me are still very keen to keep going. We’ve hopefully recruited a new drummer and in the new year will be looking to start a new project :D

Update

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We’ve got the confirmation letters from both the estate agents through that everyone solicitors have begun soliciting, so hopefully we’ll be looking to move house in the middle of July. End the end, we went for a nice little 2 bedroom semi in Shirley, only about 10 minutes walk from where we currently live. I think the best thing about it is that after looking at about 15 houses, it was the only one where there were no annoying niggles - Living room too small, bathroom accessed via bedroom etc. It’s also in really top shape, so although we will redecorate to our tastes, there is no work needed initially.

The sellers dug their heals in with the price but luckily the flat sold for the valuation (actually slightly higher than I thought it would) and we have an excellent buyer who is paying cash so hopefully there won’t be any niggles :)

In other news, the reality that I’ll be 30 soon becomes ever more obvious as I’ve now entered my 30th year. Had a nice evening in a Japanese restaurant with friends which was perfect after the adventures of the previous weekend at Mark’s stag do - Pics to follow when I renew my Flickr membership.

It’s been an expensive couple of weeks after a miscalculation on my behalf led to a taxi journey that cost £58 which I only managed to get down to £45 by an embarrasing sob story and plenty of piss taking by Joy! Then the next day, some chav smashes the passenger side window of my car and 2 others parked next to it. Now most people who know me would say that I have a fairly positive attitude with things like this, and I certainly think the police have got far more important things to be getting on with than investigating a smashed window. What I did find a really needless waste of resources is that after informing me that they wouldn’t be taking any action, I was asked to answer all sorts of questions on things like my age, ethnicity etc and was also visited twice by “Victim of crime” support officers who offered all sorts of councilling! The last thing I want to do is sound like a middle aged Daily Mail reading London taxi driver, but I really think that public services would be improved by focusing on the resources themselves, rather than bureaucracy and target levels.

On a positive side though, I’ve hopefully secured a nice little source of games by reviewing them on a website belonging to work. Joy did the first review for Mercury Meltdown Revolution on the Wii which you can read here. I really enjoyed this game on the PSP but it plays fantastically on the Wii-mote and is definately recommended.

Finally, after a bit of a lull on the Geko front, we’ve changed rehersal studios to Planet Sounds in Southampton, as noone actually lives in Winchester anymore. Although the whole place smells and feels full of damp, there is a lot more space and I think it will definately be a positive move :) We had a gig last night which was the first time that I’ve not been driving to for ages and I used the oppertunity as a scientific experiment to establish whether or not my playing ability would be affected by the intake of many pints of lager. The conclusions so far seem to be that it does, but it’s funny.

Search Engine Strings

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Here are the top 10 search engine strings for people hitting my blog!

1 1 10.00% barbour jackets
2 1 10.00% barry scott
3 1 10.00% bournemouth karting center
4 1 10.00% carol decker pg tips
5 1 10.00% loz:tp cat herding
6 1 10.00% one louder
7 1 10.00% pubs
8 1 10.00% vaverium
9 1 10.00% wedding photo and video service in uk price and tariff
10 1 10.00% wii tricks tennis mii spectators

Wierd! Although I don’t think anything will beat “Chitara getting nailed”

Most referrers from my signature on YakYak *waves*

Bluejacked!

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So we’re having a few drinks in the Blue Keys pub and my phone makes a new and unusual sound that I haven’t heard before. A couple of weeks ago I bought some very cool Sony bluetooth headphones for my walkman phone. Because of that, the bluetooth on my phone is normally on. Bluetooth has a range of about 10m which means this must have been sent from someone else in the pub, or possibly from the rooms upstairs.

Nice! As mine is a new phone, I don’t really have a lot to return the favour with, so this will have to do.

Not very interesting, but luckily a few more come back to make up for it.

             

Fantastic stuff! It would be pretty rude not to return the compliment though

             

It gets a bit confusing at this point. I’m really torn between thinking this is an adult or a kid as this comes in.

Everything is a little boozy now, but what the hey

But not to be outdone, we are signed off with this gem (it feels a bit odd censoring porn on the internet, but bizzarely I feel compelled to!

So there you go. I strongly recommend making sure your bluetooth is always switched on, should you be out on the beers. The Landlord thinks it was the wierdo playing solitare on his own, I’m not so sure myself! Oh, he also sent a selection of pictures of the same porn star (but not the same ones) to Joy as well. Bonus!

Xmas

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This year I have aquired the following material possessions in celebration of the Christian hijack of Pagan festivities.

  1. Guitar Hero for PS2
  2. Some Threadless Tshirts
  3. A Manfrotto 055pro tripod and head
  4. A huge book of photographs
  5. An air guitar book
  6. Where’s Bin Laden book
  7. Champaign flutes and sparkling roseaux
  8. Gloves
  9. Candels

Lots of other nice things that I will remember when I unpack them again :)

Dinner

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The cats lapped up their buttery gravy with delight.

“They like it”…. Apparantly.

They did get proper food after (I’ve been told to say)!

Cool Photoshop script

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This is the best script I’ve seen in a long time!

1) Download and install to your CS2 plugin folder

2) Point it at a folder with photos you want it to process

3) Upload the directory to your webserver

4) There is no 4

Fantastic! - Example here - http://www.onelouder.co.uk/photo

Deal or No Deal - The Game

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Well this game has been sitting on the table for a week now, so last night Joy and I thought we’d give it a quick run-through to see how it compares with the real thing.

 

So, first things first, what do you get for your money? As you would expect, there are 22 boxes and 22 amounts of money (exactly the same amounts as in the real thing) and also 3 spare boxes, should you lose any. There are also 22 black pieces of card which cover up the amounts of money on the board as and when they are revealed. The board itself contains the amounts of money, a coffee cup where your chosen box sits and a telephone. This brings us to the piece de resistance which is the telephone itself. The telephone is the same as the real thing, except it has a button for each amount of money (to be pressed as it disappears) and a “Confirm” and “Cancel” button to be used if in your excitement, you make an incorrect selection. 

 

 

Upon turning the phone on (batteries not included) alarm bells start ringing. A friendly voice greets you to the game, but the voice is unfamiliar, certainly not that of Edmunds. Panic sets in. Surely there is nothing that Edmunds would not put his name to for the sake of a fistfull of coins, yet examination of the entire contents of the game reveal the only evidence of his existence is his curmudgeonly face on the games packaging.

The game begins regardless. I play the role of the contestant; Joy plays the role of everyone else. It is a good start though. 4 blues and the £10,000 go. The phone rings but those alarm bells are off again. “You have 20 seconds to decide whether to accept the offer below” announces the man who does the “Mind the gap” announcements on the London Underground stations. Again it seems more questions are being asked than answered. “Who is this man?”, we know it isn’t Edmunds, and we know it isn’t the banker. Why 20 seconds? On further investigation it seems that after each offer, you have a randomly determined amount of time between 10 and 30 seconds to decide whether to deal or no deal. The other worry is the offer itself. It quickly becomes clear that the formula is very simple

x=∑(a+b+c+…..)/n

where x is the offer, n is the amount of boxes left and a,b,c… are the amounts left. For the simplest example, if you are down to the last 2 boxes, £1000 and £5000, the offer will be £3000. This is fairly unrealistic to the TV show, as it is the maximum the banker can ever offer and is only used in fairly rare exceptions. It also removes psychology and mind games as you always know what your offer is going to be.

 

 

Although these points sound very negative, the game itself is still great fun to play. The random element is still there (although I suspect if you were to play enough times, you could tell the difference between the boxes by wear and tear should the money not be changed each time). Graphically, everything is true to the TV version and the game play is as close as I can imagine you can get on a board game to the real thing. It is a shame though that with a bit more thought into the banker/offers and the prevalence of Edmunds, this game would truly have been a challenger for Trivial Pursuit et al for the dinner party game crown.

7/10

PS - I won £22025, Joy won a tenner :P

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